i’ve been saving this in my inbox for months because i don’t feel like i have the words to match this. it’s a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist’s screening question.
this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, “every cat in the house” but perhaps even … zero
